For Those Who are Struggling

As some of you may know, I've been sick for the past few days. I have a severe cough and my eyes are oozing. Gross! Yeah....I know. So, contemplating this week's challenge, I've realized that I'm not up to the task. So, if you're like me, and unable to run two miles for any reason, find something equivalent and KNOCK IT OUT!

Wouldn't it be impressive if I could get a girl to fall in love with me, whilst my eyes were oozing all over the place?! That would be INTENSE. That's one that you have to work up to - it happens in stages....you need the "oozing eyes" achievement first, and then the rest is easy. For now, I'm just going to shoot for the "get well soon" achievement. I'm looking forward to hearing of your successes.

Coming soon, we're going to look to George Catlin for some inspiration. Just know that he was a super-hardcore Indian painter from the nineteenth century. Good luck running!

Challenge of the Week #1

Every human will most likely find himself (please, masculine pronouns only gentlemen) at least once in a situation which requires some measure of above-average physical speed. If you don't have THE SPEED yet, you have two options to consider:

1) Admit that you are too lazy, unwieldy, or busy to get fast enough to be a hero, or

2) Get off of your hindquarters and get those lungs back in proper working order.

This week's challenge is thus!

GO FOR A RUN OF AT LEAST TWO MILES

You have until 2:00 pm on November 24th to accomplish this goal.

The cold weather may be an incentive to complete this goal indoors, and you certainly may, but there is a great deal of fortitude you might potentially gain through running in the cold. Either way, TIME TO GET IT ACCOMPLISHED!

Good luck!

Inaugural Posting

Order! ORDER!

Welcome to the first meeting of the REAL ACHIEVEMENT SOCIETY.

We are all here because we want to do some excellent things, ASAP.